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cock sakes

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.
You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"
by overscore October 6, 2013
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shit sacker

When someone wipes their anus from back to front getting fecal matter on their testicals hence the name shit sacker
Jim said that he got some shit on his nutsack by wiping his ass from back to front so we gave him the name shit sacker
by dafox10 October 23, 2013
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Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."
by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014
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Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
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Attraction Scale

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
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Ms scales

Irish ogre that terrorizes kids in school and steals their food
by Negeoslayer November 8, 2016
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Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.
Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.
by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017
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