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Sataned

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.
He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.
by Whattwhywhen September 21, 2016
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Satanic Magick

Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.

A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.

Only an idiot would understand it.
;)
"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!
by KarmaLog July 3, 2018
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Satan

A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana
“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”
by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020
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Satan

Satan is kind of the leader of hell and maybe the punisher of hell. Some says below Satan's level are priests in hell. Although we don't know about this, but people believe stories on written walls are of a man who is extraordinary. Confirmed he is Irish, people are discovering new artefacts of this man, which also could be satan.
Goddamn, those crooks. They're strung by Satan.
by Koin'tf Jeff April 16, 2020
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Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.
I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.
by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017
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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
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Satanism

The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?

Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
by HYFDZ October 23, 2019
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