Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023

Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil

Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad

by Moose lips January 30, 2019

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 04, 2020

satanic lewis

a autistic kid who draws pentagrams everywhere

damn that guy over there is a satanic lewis

by That kid who submitted this February 06, 2018

Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Satans snatch

Satans snatch is when the sex and vagina is that perfect you overlook everything else that’s bad about them. It’s so good you fall under the Satans snatch spell.

I’ve been dating this girl and seeing red flags everywhere but I can’t stop seeing her. She’s got satans snatch. I’m trapped

by Miss Best July 09, 2022