epic sandwich

epic sandwich i a sandwich that is so good its epic

dude i just ate a epic sandwich

by Nerdwastaken April 2, 2021

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

a mean sandwich

When someone gives really good head.

Man Stacy's mom makes a mean sandwich! Anyone would pay for a BJ that good.

by Alan Smittie February 25, 2022

Greased Sandwich

A form of group intercourse involving 3 or more men whereby the participants engage each other simultaneously so as to form a stack, or sandwich.

Yeah, Me, Ben and Gazza had a Greased Sandwich the other night.

by CraizyCraig3 May 19, 2017

Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,

Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.

by montelwilliams January 22, 2015

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021