Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
Get the Saint lukesmug. This is a school in the bronx filled with bad bitches. All the girls here are models and if you get a girl from here cherish her. Some girl here are bops and make sure to say away from them. We might seem mean but we are the sweetest people you’ll meet. We do not associate with the boys school
by 1c3ry August 31, 2025
Get the Saint Raymond Academymug. Once on a time, as poets sing
High tales with fancy laden,
Born of a very noble king
There lived a wondrous maiden.
An only child, her kinsfolk boon,
So fair, imagination faints;
As though amidst the stars the moon,
Or Mary amidst the saints.
From 'neath the castle's dark retreat,
Her silent way she wended
Each evening to the window-seat
Where Lucifer attended.
And secretly, with never fail,
She watched his double race,
Where vessels drew their pathless trail
Across the ocean's face.
And as intent she drank his light,
Desire was quickly there;
While he who saw her every night
Soon fell in love with her.
And sitting thus with rested head,
Her elbows on the sill,
Her heart by youthful fancy led
Did with deep longing fill.
While he, a brilliant shining spark,
Glowed always yet more clear
Towards the castle tall and dark
Where she would soon appear.
Until one night with shower of rays
He slips into her room,
As though a strange and silver haze
Did round about her loom.
And when at last the child to rest
Upon her sofa lies,
He lays her arms across her breast
And closes her soft eyes.
While where his ray on mirror lands
And is upon her couch red rifted,
It falls upon her throat and hands
And on her face uplifted.
A smile is on her lips it seems;
He in the mirror trembles,
For smooth his ray glides midst her dreams
And round her soul assembles.
And while she is in slumber gone
She murmurs through her sighs:
Never mind!
M.E
High tales with fancy laden,
Born of a very noble king
There lived a wondrous maiden.
An only child, her kinsfolk boon,
So fair, imagination faints;
As though amidst the stars the moon,
Or Mary amidst the saints.
From 'neath the castle's dark retreat,
Her silent way she wended
Each evening to the window-seat
Where Lucifer attended.
And secretly, with never fail,
She watched his double race,
Where vessels drew their pathless trail
Across the ocean's face.
And as intent she drank his light,
Desire was quickly there;
While he who saw her every night
Soon fell in love with her.
And sitting thus with rested head,
Her elbows on the sill,
Her heart by youthful fancy led
Did with deep longing fill.
While he, a brilliant shining spark,
Glowed always yet more clear
Towards the castle tall and dark
Where she would soon appear.
Until one night with shower of rays
He slips into her room,
As though a strange and silver haze
Did round about her loom.
And when at last the child to rest
Upon her sofa lies,
He lays her arms across her breast
And closes her soft eyes.
While where his ray on mirror lands
And is upon her couch red rifted,
It falls upon her throat and hands
And on her face uplifted.
A smile is on her lips it seems;
He in the mirror trembles,
For smooth his ray glides midst her dreams
And round her soul assembles.
And while she is in slumber gone
She murmurs through her sighs:
Never mind!
M.E
by VIS84 May 29, 2021
Get the The Saint Who Fellmug. co-founder to the semi-known discord.com nuking group, 1500, that specialized in swatting, doxxing, and other malicious activities but has now disbanded. saint is affiliated with similar groups such as 1400, v1, 02 and many others.
by kudu#1000 September 23, 2022
Get the saint#1500mug. “Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”
by anonymous January 4, 2021
Get the Saint Mark’s discountmug. A man that has balls of steel and is one of the best characters in destiny 2, he is one mega-chad person and yes he is gay for osires that isnt that cool.
Mithrax:"WE ARE OVERUN! Please we cannot hold them off for much longer!
Saint-14:"DO NOT WORRY MITHRAX, IM ON MY WAY!"
Mithrax:"No! you must protect your people!"
Saint-14:"YOU ARE MY PEOPLE!"
Saint-14:"DO NOT WORRY MITHRAX, IM ON MY WAY!"
Mithrax:"No! you must protect your people!"
Saint-14:"YOU ARE MY PEOPLE!"
by DirtySoap August 26, 2021
Get the Saint-14mug. St. Georges' High School is one of the most high-ranking high schools right below Moses Brown, and Portsmouth Abbey School. Although the sports programs are decent, gender and political controversy are as bad (or even as worse) as Moses Brown. Caucasian straight white males have been specifically denied/wait-listed and harassed unfairly do to their ethnicity. Although both Moses Brown and Saint Georges' School claim they thrive on diversity, it is done completely unfairly. Academically, it is a preparatory school. Unfortunately, due to its recent changes a lot of traditions had been stripped away.
Notable alumni are people such as: Tucker Carlson (Fox News Anchor), Prescott Bush (American Banker, Politician), and Julie Bowen (American Actress).
Over the past 40 years, there have been countless sex abuse and spouse abuse claims. According to one person,
"I'm glad they have cleaned up the sex abuse. It will make St. Georges stronger going forward. Another area that is often overlooked is domestic abusers that are hired as faculty. The teachers are allowed to move in between private schools unfettered like priests in the Catholic church. I know of one history teacher at St. Georges that had beaten his wife at a prior boys boarding school, who was protected by the head master of that prior school who was also a wife beater. The headmaster was eventually fired. These folks should not be allowed as role models for our children and should be thoroughly vetted in this regard."
Notable alumni are people such as: Tucker Carlson (Fox News Anchor), Prescott Bush (American Banker, Politician), and Julie Bowen (American Actress).
Over the past 40 years, there have been countless sex abuse and spouse abuse claims. According to one person,
"I'm glad they have cleaned up the sex abuse. It will make St. Georges stronger going forward. Another area that is often overlooked is domestic abusers that are hired as faculty. The teachers are allowed to move in between private schools unfettered like priests in the Catholic church. I know of one history teacher at St. Georges that had beaten his wife at a prior boys boarding school, who was protected by the head master of that prior school who was also a wife beater. The headmaster was eventually fired. These folks should not be allowed as role models for our children and should be thoroughly vetted in this regard."
by enterusernamehere100 March 14, 2020
Get the Saint Georges' Schoolmug.