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jacob collier

One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
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Karl Jacobs

The hottest man in the galaxy. Absolutely adorable in every single way. Best twitch streamer ever. He is the definition of POG. Karl can time travel. Karl is a king.
Karl is Poggers.
Mom my friends are bullying me. - Karl Jacobs
If you aren't Karl you suck!
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Jacob Black

A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile
Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.
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jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent
Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius
by shirelove June 23, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"
by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016
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