dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.

Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!

by Shaybird8835 December 08, 2017

Stroke-sterbate

After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.

Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.

by Doesnatcher March 24, 2016

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 14, 2021

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 07, 2022

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 09, 2009

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 30, 2024