When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
Get the preemptive strokemug. guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
by walletboy December 27, 2011
Get the Vanilla Strokesmug. Person 1 - Hey! i saw you exit the party with that girl
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
Person 2 - Yeah man, i showed her the supreme stroke.
Person 1- Nice.
by Colorblind Chameleon April 23, 2018
Get the supreme strokemug. 
The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
Get the murders strokemug. by WadedaGreat March 26, 2021
Get the Mental Strokemug. "Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024
Get the Hulk Strokemug.