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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019
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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
He just happy stamped himself
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024
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greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.
Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017
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Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021
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Monkey Stamp

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.
by TurtleCan August 22, 2014
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Brownie stamp

Is when you make skin to skin contact with your ballon knot/stank star on said person body part by sitting with your booty cheeks spread apart and passing gas leaving a brown stain behind
When Johnny got done showering he brownie stamped his girlfriends back while she was laying naked on the bed leaving behind stanky stain
by Datgreezy October 3, 2025
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The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.
by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
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