Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.

Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!

by Flitty November 13, 2015

wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person

When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere

by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.

Sperm is either the best thing ever, or the worst

by Cyanide man January 17, 2018

Sperm

What comes out your penis when your uncle Rubs is it

Hello friends my uncle came to my house yesterday and sperm got on my bra and bed

by Gmreagcaen February 20, 2020

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015