Spaghetti

A lanky person and is too drunk the become spaghetti

I am spaghetti

by Urbangeeza November 14, 2018

spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 26, 2024

Spaghetti

Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals

"fine, Draven go Spaghetti Katherine"

by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023

Spaghetti

Sloppy Italian sex

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too

by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020

Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.

That guy gets no bitches, that must be Jimmy Spaghetti

by ooofer123 February 7, 2022