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Shrek

very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Shrek Commandments:

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
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Shrek

A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run
Shrek is a cute ogre and he should date me not Fiona.
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this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov
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Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek
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monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but
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Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for
Do you simp for shrek to
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A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.
Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek
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