Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.

My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.

by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023

Slippery jimmy

When doing a shit that just slides out.

Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)

by King Doctor June 26, 2023

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

Cock Slipper

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

by Questosterone March 11, 2011

Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.

I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.

by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011

trojan slipper

A condom that's been used more than once and with multiple women.

Guy 1: I heard Bill and a bunch of the chicks he smashed at the party the other day got crabs, yet Bill's been clean. What gives?

Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.

by tehThinker June 8, 2011