The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).
(usually unintentional).
by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky
by Succesipie July 2, 2023
