Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

sunger session

When you are feeling a bit sungery, you're full of anger, sadness, and just generally upset, so you sit down, turn on your gaming console (xbox, ps, pc) and put headphones on, or speakers next to you, and blare out some great music as loud as you can (especially dubstep)(best when using headphones) and then you would play a game (usually CoD) and you would use your favorite gun and go mental ! Your rage would help you fight this game, you would come top of the leaderboards every match!

(Refer to sunger for meanings).

Mate, where you been?!

Sorry, just been having a sunger session.

by SungerManiac! October 30, 2011

Sketch Sesh

An extremely sketchy marijuana smoking session

Steven: Lets go sesh behind that police station
Ryan: That sounds like a sketch sesh
Steven: It will be fine
Ryan: K

by Rick Hell November 18, 2011

selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.

My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.

by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

fifa sesh

A period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on FIFA football. The session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session

Do you fancy a FIFA sesh tonight?

Sorry mate the girlfriend is coming round later, but I've got time for a quick game

by Pliskin89 October 13, 2016

Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017