by Deeps00 March 6, 2020
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14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020
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I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!
I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"
Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"
Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
by JRaye February 26, 2011
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I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
by jagwaggin March 22, 2011
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Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.
a couple of seconds later...
Steve: Self-correctation: word
a couple of seconds later...
Steve: Self-correctation: word
by CatherineAF October 7, 2011
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