Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.

I always self harvest after each session.

by Deeps00 March 6, 2020

Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

Self PVP

to masturbate Palm vs Penis or vice versa

I got bored waiting in BG queues so i did a little self pvp to kill time..

by TheRealStuntCock August 23, 2011

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011