Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.

‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.

by Moyth Domo January 2, 2023

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

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chair

i seat chair

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for gay furries

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016