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Tennis Racket

by kteiner July 1, 2022
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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Titty rake

When a guy scraps the end of his dick across a pair of tits as if he were raking the the lawn
Did you just titty rake me? Wtf?
by drikkity April 2, 2023
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Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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sam radke

he is a pretty cool guy and is super outdoorsy. he is normally a pretty fun guy except when he dumps the boys for his girlfriend. they love to just hang out and stare awkwardly at each other. sometimes he’ll watch a movie and if he’s feeling frisky they may end up touching each other (but not sexually)
last night mckenzie eason russian flashbanged sam radke in the kitchen
by heodndnd May 4, 2023
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the rackets

A somewhat antiquated term for the general financial services industry, used primarily by older people in the “biz” as it is also called, but most specifically this term refers to the career of being a floor trader in the NYSE back in the 80s when trading was done without computers, and instead done by live calls and shouting. The “racket” would be essentially the commotion and chaos of that long-gone environment.
“It’s tough to make it in the rackets, but I didn’t do too bad for myself.”
by jazzagefan June 12, 2023
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Sack Racker

An unfortunate hand dealt in cards, bad news, or any little inconvenience. Usually feels like a 100lb weight on your sack
How the hell did I hit 5 red lights in a row, that’s a damn sack racker
by Burgermeisterthevineswinger October 12, 2023
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