rusty mashwete

An old, dull and rusty machete.

I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".

by shvadenadder March 16, 2011

rusty thumbone

Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.

Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"

Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"

by rileyriley March 3, 2011

Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye

Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles

by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents

Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.

by Mikechi October 22, 2010

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha

After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.

by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018