Redneck Threesome 

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

Redneck Threesome by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

Redneck Short Bus 

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

Redneck Short Bus by hHop October 8, 2013

redneck queen 

A redneck women whom is strong and loves all her mud lovers. When she comes down the road in her big ass truck or sits on her camo thrown people adore her.

Honk your truck for the redneck queen.

redneck queen by Im humman February 6, 2014

Redneck cooler law 

The unwritten redneck law that says if you place your alcohol in another redneck's cooler, said redneck has the right to leave without making the other redneck aware of them leaving. The alcohol placed in his cooler then becomes his own.

Jim Tom: "Hey Bubba, where'd Cletes go? My beer was in his cooler"
Bubba: "Cletes went to his trailer, that's his beer now"
Jim Tom: "How's it his beer?"
Bubba: "That's the redneck cooler law fer ya"

Redneck cooler law by bocephus February 10, 2014

redneck booty call 

When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.

Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.

redneck booty call by JM_Texas November 4, 2015

Redneck Whip Around 

When someone takes a hatchet to your dick.

Bitch I'll give you a redneck whip around

Redneck Whip Around by CokeHogan February 10, 2018

redneck beach ball 

"Redneck beach ball" a bloated dead animal you find while your swimming in the horse trough

, "Hey Rick, is that y'alls cat? He don't look so good. he blown up as big as a redneck beach ball"

redneck beach ball by Damien Emley May 14, 2019