Mental Problems

Unless it isn't the result of a mental problem but rather it's easier for your to presuppose mental problem than it is 'you deserve to be murdered for knowingly and willingly immiserating people and that was happening to that guy in explicit terms by the people around him claiming he has memtal problems IN SPITE OF THE FACT that the clinicians said he DOESN'T.' Additionally, this doesn't immiserate you. THIS remediates MY problem and what I do if it doesn't will be immiserate you.

Hym "I mean, as a Catholic conservative, there are only 3 possibile explanations to you. 1. Mental Problems. 2. Evil. And 3. (in the case of Israel Palestine for example) KILLING Evil. So, the clinician said he DOESN'T and his coworkers say he DOES. BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! So, to say that anyone does what that guy did must have mental problems would be 'denying the antecedent.' It sounds to me like everyone around him was insisting that he had mental problems he didn't actually have and that day he had finally had enough so he killed them all. And the passengers were just collateral damage. We are fighting a war that YOU PEOPLE instigate and refuse to end and WHEN YOU LOSE (In the form of child murder or plane crash) the war you started the people involved are going to pretend to be bystanders and they are going to escape the accountability your pretend to care so much about."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

suigi problem

A term used within the Super Mario 64 speedrunning community to describe the unprecedented and destabilizing dominance of the runner Suigi, who has simultaneously held all five major category world records — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star. The Suigi Problem represents a rare convergence of peak performance across all facets of the game, prompting existential concerns about the state of competition.

Dude, is GTM finally gonna solve the suigi problem?

by joeyishna October 3, 2025

Hitbox Problem Causer Slasher

When there is a Slasher main who is at least Milestone IV and he cooks the server wipe like 1eggs once did😭

"They say he is a hitbox problem causer Slasher."

by Guest's Dictionary October 27, 2025

Brightman problem

A Brightman problem, which is intriguingly named after the robot master of the same name that appears in the classic video game "Mega Man 4," presents a fascinating paradox known as a "chain." This paradox operates on the principle that when one particular subject is mentioned, it inevitably leads to the mention of another distinct topic. However, this second topic is generally something entirely different, which, in turn, also refers to yet another subject. This process continues in a seemingly endless loop, with each new subject giving rise to another, thereby creating a complex network of interconnected ideas and themes. This cyclical nature of mention and reference exemplifies the curious and often bewildering relationships that can exist between different concepts within discourse.

The intriguing origin of what is known as the Brightman problem can be traced back to an engaging and entertaining YouTube video featuring an individual skillfully playing through the classic video game Mega Man 4. In this video, the player discusses one of the fascinating robot masters named "Brightman" and delves into a particular weapon associated with him, which is referred to as the "Flash Stopper." During the course of the discussion, it becomes evident that the functionality and concept behind Brightman's weapon bear a striking resemblance to that of another character’s weapon, specifically Flashman's. However, there is a crucial distinction to note: Flashman's weapon is actually labeled as the "Time Stopper." This leads to a thought-provoking question: Why is Brightman’s weapon associated with the term "Flash Stopper," and not categorized under Timeman's abilities? Upon closer examination, we find that Timeman’s unique ability is appropriately called "Time Slower," which underscores the differences in the naming conventions and functionalities of these various characters' powers within the game.

Example:
Billy: Yo, check this out, got the billy jeans!
Silly: Well, isn't it the billy jean song from Michael Jackson?
Billy: Well, billy, it revolves around the PERSON named billy jeans

by mrbeast539275 January 12, 2026

The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.

Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.

by Biblo elf September 5, 2011

Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.

Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"

by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012