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Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".
"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."
by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022
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Prison

There comes a time when you acknowledge that the prison is in your mind. Free your mind and the rest will follow, as the song goes. Be color blind don’t be so shallow. Well that hasn’t happened yet. Neither has the disappearance of the school to prison pipeline. Your mind can get caught up in these things. It can bring your down to new lows. As can your own faults. Failures. What others have done said. Oh boo boo. You grow. A sprout through the cell bars. You reach for the sunshine and climb up. And sometimes the very next day hat new spirit gets trampled by a jaywalker. Sometimes your need for another person is your prison. Your ego. Your need to outsmart outshine. To win. Or even to lose. What binds you

Find out. And release it. Don’t let anything be your downfall. You are not in prison or jail. You are free.
She grew up in such a bubble she didn’t know the difference between jail and prison until middle age.
by Gritgritsandgritty July 12, 2019
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Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.
“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”
by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025
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Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.
by KimHawkey November 14, 2020
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Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.
“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”
by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025
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Prison horny

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!
by Prison Pete October 17, 2022
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Vanilli Ice in prison

Vanilli Ice in prison is a joke. Vanilli Ice got sent to prison for being a sing fraud because everyone knows he no talent. Suge Knight's penis meets Vanilla Ice's anus every night. That is where the lyrics Ice Ice Baby come from due to the anal friction.
Vanilli Ice in prison help to raise Suge Knight's spirits +his penis after getting his long prison sentence.
by queensburykid June 12, 2023
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