The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Peckwaffle

The state of being an extreme punk

Jim's sucha peckwaffle, he wouldn't even play along in my prank on bill.

by moltallica April 13, 2005

Pecker lick

Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.

*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."

by Kandace0508 February 21, 2009

Peck Out

To own or beat or win someone or something.

Preasent and future tense: I'm going to Peck you Out. To peck out.

Past tense: He just got Pecked Out

by juf smith April 10, 2009

pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment

I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie

by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009

pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.

If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

Peckerdoodle

A person who loves to suck peckers.

Austin is such a Peckerdoodle!

by Luv that Tattoo March 29, 2010