A joke.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.
*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."
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