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gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.
I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.
by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014
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Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 6, 2010
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minion porn

minion porn
the best thing to masturbate to
u can even cum to it very easily
minion porn is very hot
someone:yo im horny
minion porn:hi
someone: aUAAHUAAGUUGAHAUGAUGAGUAUGAUGAUAUGAHUASHGDUIUGIDIHMOCIDSJ SRTOOTOTOPTPOI IMM CUMMMINH SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
minion porn:ik im hot
by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021
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Discord Porn

Discord porn is porn you look at when pornhub or Xvideos are dry, or that one nsfw channel catches your eye when you are in half chub. You don't talk about watching it because you're sure people would immediately attribute it to hentai or trap shit.

More than 80% the time its GIF posts and mp4 videos with no sound, most of which are very hard to find the original source is from, and depending on the Discord server it is the most active channel.

Its intriguing because you'll never know what you'll get. Probably most of the time you wont be surprised pleasantly , but if you know what you are looking for, keep an open mind, and keep an eye on the top users for that channel, then happy nut my man .
Tyler: "Hey ed, I woke up today and got aroused by some pics on discord"
Eddy: "Woah! discord porn is nasty"
Tyler: "No don't worry man, i went to go get my nut traditionally on the hub"
by ILikeTie June 21, 2019
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Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.
"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"
by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017
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porn feet

The dirty feet bottoms commonly seen in porn movies because the actors and actresses wander around the set barefoot before shooting.
dang. girl. put on some socks and cover up those ugly porn feet.
by Sarah Simons January 21, 2004
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porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.
Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.
by philanewbie August 5, 2010
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