Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

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by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

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by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

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Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.

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by JacobTheJackhead November 9, 2020

minion porn

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by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.

How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?

by TicAss December 20, 2021

Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.

Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.

by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022