Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 13, 2022

pieeyed piper

Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.

Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Phoebe Piper

A Zesty Person Who Loves People With The Last Name Stacy

“Bro that’s so Zesty”
“I know right their such a Phoebe Piper”

by BigTrev March 11, 2023

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

Torso Piers

Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.

Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?

Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.

by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024