Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Pet names

A pet name is a kinky name to address someone as in kitten, doggie, or any names of pets.

That’s my kitten, we like to use pet names

by PedicurePool November 8, 2022

Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 8, 2020

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 5, 2017

yum pet

A yum pet is a musical instrument, used mainly in the jazz or blues genre.

I love jazz, I especially love the yum pet players.

by Jazzzz101 August 2, 2016

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022