hossi pets

the act of giving the hossi pets.

hossi is my cat.

man, those were some phenomenal hossi pets

by cosmorama December 17, 2024

Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."

Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.

by JakeR22 January 8, 2025

Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

Pet Tooth

When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.

A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.

by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025

Petting a road dog

The act of riding your motorcycle up next to a tractor trailer and sliding your hand down the side.

Dude we were doin 80 and steve kept petting a road dog everytime we came up to one.

by Doc0413 October 13, 2025

Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.

Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.

by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025

Pet viking

"This Russian man rides and wrestles with a bear." Youtube.com. (shorts)

This grizzly bear has a pet viking now. He loves his pet viking so much. His pet viking has a flavor!

This animal is not domesticated it is just incredibly friendly. Do not take liberties with a bear.

See also; Bear carjacking

That is so sweet! Look that grizzly bear has a pet viking.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025