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peanut slutter 

a jar of peanut butter with random crumbs, dried jelly bits, and pieces of celery in it. much like a slut has many std's tainting her.
guy 1: can i have a spoon? i want to eat some peanut butter

guy: nah man. all i got it that jar of peanut slutter.
peanut slutter by moodybluesman October 22, 2009

Peanut Pickle chocolate 

A tasty snack meant for pregnant women.
"Peanut pickle Chocolate"

Peanut Hat 

A hat in the shape of a peanut or something that makes you win a laughing contest.
Boy 1: Yo nice peanut hat!
Boy 2: Thanks!

or

(Laughing Contest)

Boy 1: I like pretzel shoes.
Boy 2: Peanut Hat?

Boy 1: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHA LMAO!
Boy 2: I win :)
Peanut Hat by EggSauce November 12, 2010

Peanut Butter Sanchez 

when making a peanut butter sandwich, you wipe the remains of the peanut butter on your partners upper lip creating a authentic mexican moustache.
Brett made a Peanut Butter sandwich then gave Ben a Peanut Butter Sanchez.

peanut butter burger

A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.
My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.

Peanut head 

Someone with a large or unusally shaped head
Whoa man you got a peanut head.