testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

Panidow

The art of taking a massive shit in a person's mouth then ramming it into their eyes and finishing the job off by shoving a turd up their nose.

Rachelle: "... and then Cassie passed out on the floor and I gave her the finest panidow she ever tasted, saw, or smelled."

Jon: "I'm so jealous."

by Rachelle&Jon April 4, 2005

Palidiot

Pronounced - Pal-Idiot

Noun - A person who personifies the term idiot on Paltalk*.

*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).

"Baldy" told everyone in the chatroom that he pulled off the road in his truck so a REAL truck driver could pass him. What a Palidiot!

by iamrede2duh August 8, 2008

Paradise, Texas

Hell on earth. If you have the chance to move here, reject it immediately.

Paradise, Texas: Hell, Endless agony, Hell-hole, Place of Small-Town-Torment

by BrandyX November 25, 2011

Paradox

Two structures built over water, designed for boats.

They docked the two ships at the paradox.

by effariG May 30, 2018