spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive

“Paint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

“Just paint me white, I surrender to your love!”

by Jays_bloodlust June 15, 2021

Lick the Paint Off

The act or instance of performing intense cunnilingus. 2.) Performing cunnilingus on a your female partner to intense orgasm. 3)

Man, that girl is fine. If I get her alone, I'd like the paint off.

I'd lick the paint off that motha

by SoCrotchTease May 24, 2013

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood

He asked me to play face paint with him

by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006