Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.

I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.

by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Prison Strawberry

Prison Strawberry - the 2 words you don't want to hear when you get into intake. This is going to be the guy that has all the drugs and other such contraband but he doesn’t use conventional payment, for these items you need to give away your innocence.

Hey is that the Prison Strawberry, Steve? yeah just make sure you have what you need.

by Quincey DelRoy May 31, 2022

Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.

"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."

by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked

Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?

by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022

Prison pussy

Socks.

Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.

by X-cops September 27, 2023