Pregancy Scare

Pregnancy scares still count as being pregnant.
It is not when you get scared that you might be pregnant, but it is when you actually do get pregnant, but the baby gets scared out of your uterus.

Sam: Did you know that Sabloobies has been pregnant 4 times? But twice it was just a pregancy scare .

by PenisInAWrapAKAForeskin November 12, 2010

pregnant

In message board lingo, this term is used to describe a poster (user) who is 'late' in a response to a certain topic, primarily in reference to the ever-popular "Person Above You" thread, where there is a possibility that numerous users are posting simultaneously.

whiskybear is pregnant.

by drunkengoat April 10, 2005

pregame

giving oral

Cindy: hey you up for some pregame?
Joe: yeah sure!

Joe: aww yeah, suck it

Sarah: i gave joe some pregame last night
Cindy: so did i!

by laxbr08 June 11, 2011

Pregerd

Verb. Past tense of Impregnating a woman.
root word: Pregors

Your already Pregerd by me.

by Marbas October 9, 2008

Pregame

When you take a shit right before playing/watching a sports game. (Basketball, Football, Soccer, etc...) If you don't do this you won't play good.

John: What's up man you ready for the game tonight?

Jimmy: Not yet dude I still haven't taken my pregame yet!!

by Ford2k13 May 3, 2015

Male Pregame

When a man has sex with a side hoe before a date with his main girl

Dude 1: Bro I just had a bomb ass male pregame with my side hoe
Dude 2: was it before your main girl
Dude 1: hell yeah

by Main boy June 26, 2016

Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.

The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.

by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019