penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

Penis

Nasty ass.

"Penis breath!"

by FinnWolfhardLover6969 April 25, 2020

Penis

Girls excuse to keep a man.

Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.

by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018

penis

something you don't have

Your girlfriend has a penis, you don't.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 2, 2009

Penis

a word that is used when something is extremely gay or pisses you off.

Amber is such a PENIS. She totally stole my sweater and won't give it back. So now i have to buy a new one that i like, that's also on sale.

by lexxi the amazing July 2, 2008

penis

An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003