Oven Pocket

A place for a woman to hide a discerete item but fears an anal search.

Catherine put her cell phone in her oven pocket when getting patted down by officers.

by Slock81 September 6, 2020

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

by SyrisTV May 16, 2022

Thumb oven

Simply put, your own asshole. A nice warm personal oven just for you or a close friends thumb.

Look at Neil over there checking if his Thumb Oven is preheated.

by Mr.Biscuits January 16, 2021

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.

by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025