Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

Fancy Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022

Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.

Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.

by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020

dutch oven

dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven

by o8erdater January 9, 2021

Thumb oven

Simply put, your own asshole. A nice warm personal oven just for you or a close friends thumb.

Look at Neil over there checking if his Thumb Oven is preheated.

by Mr.Biscuits January 16, 2021