I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018
Get the toilet toy mug.When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.
I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.
by Maru the internet sensation August 25, 2011
Get the Toilet Faith mug.The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.
Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.
Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.
Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
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Get the toilet princess mug.Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
Get the The American Toilet mug.The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
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