man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

Danger man

An exceptionally rude person.

Watch out for that guy Faruq he maybe a real life danger man.

by F.S.S May 30, 2018

Man proud

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

man it up

to make something that seems too girly more manly

james blunt has to man it up when he sings his love ballads by throwing in some swear words

by GabiM. July 14, 2007

Man salt

Male ejaculation, cum, peepee fluids from sexy time, jizz

“Aw man you got your man salt on me again Kyle!”
“I love the taste of your man salt”

by Master.of.bation December 4, 2020

Dancing Man

Originally posted on 4chan's /b forum, the Dancing Man is a collection of two photos; one of an overweight man dancing fervently, and the other of the same man bowing his head in humiliation as (presumeably) a group of people laugh at him. The caption of the photo said: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing." Due to the mean-spirited nature of the post, a Twitter user decided to start a #dancingman campaign to find the Dancing Man, and furthermore invite him to a massive party with hundreds of woman in LA. This hastag quickly blew up on Twitter, with even celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Moby, and Ellie Goulding supporting the cause and opting to perform at the party. The Dancing Man was eventually identified as a London native named Sean, who will attend the party.

The Dancing Man is proof that there is still faith in humanity.

by NotACat March 8, 2015