Needment

the necessity to do something bad ass

I'm gonna be late honey, I gotta dress sexy for tonight. Its a needment.

by ReAb23 December 20, 2010

Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 25, 2010

needpot

Used to describe a person who is really needy.

Grace: Waaah my cat just got shot I really need you to comfort me.
Grace: I can't get through this without you.
Grace: Why aren't you replying?
Grace: Do you hate me?
Mortimer: Shut up you needpot.

by Trendall July 15, 2011

needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.

"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"

by kayemmdee August 1, 2012

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014

Needle Dog Collar

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.

Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

by SentimentalDad667 May 8, 2014

needle face

To demonstrate needle like features; especially on the face

Your friend has a needle face

by Plop23 January 3, 2015