noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.

Ahh man you suck you noob

by D3r3k May 17, 2005

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*

noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher

by Rager Helix October 26, 2013

osu! noob

you use mouse.

or

you don't know how to play 2 star maps and you use your keyboard and mouse to play.

Person 1: hey that guy is an osu! noob
Person 2: how did you know?
Person 1: he used a mouse and zx keys, of course

by quinetn November 10, 2021