clo clo the hobo

Clo clo the hobo is the one friend who sits on a street corner asking random people if she could ride their pet narwhal for free while her friends are hiding and laughing. Clo clo is short for chloe. A chloe is a person who is part of the narwhal club. Her friends are usually named Andrea, Hailey And Olivia. Chloe is blonde and funny while being sarcastic and dependable.

Random person: did you see that person on the street corner
Her friend: oh it's just clo clo the hobo
Random person: ohhhh

by Narwhal lover January 23, 2017

Hobo

A person who doesn’t belong anywhere or isn’t where they feel at home.

“I’m a hobo”
“I’m in a hobo mindset rn”

by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Hobo

Someone who never feels at home or is away from where they feel at home. Someone who is living an uncomfortable life.

“I’ve been a hobo my whole life”
“I’m at a hobo stage in my life”

by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020