moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

Miskatos

Miskatos

Miskatos

Crafty hillbilly redneck Ninja like mosquitos

they'll getcha even if your in a air tight sealed bunker 150 ft underground with a 20ton blast door and decontamination sally port

by [Default] September 24, 2018

Moist

Slightly wet like ur mom

I want to moist up ur mom

by Harold Johnson September 28, 2018

Moist

Moist is a word usually discribing something damp, some people find the word annoying and some find it soothing but when someone loves saying moist they are just trying to annoy you because they probably know you don’t like
It!

Omg, my trampoline is moist mom! “Yes, its damp.

by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 5, 2018

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018