Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)

White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.

Mexican Cracker by Be96 March 6, 2011

Mexican Twin 

Half-brothers or half-sisters born less than nine months apart. Usually caused by a father having an affair while his wife is pregnant

Maria: My cousin and I spent the evening looking through face book at people with the same last names and we found out I had a Mexican Twin in Pico Rivera.

Mexican Twin by Dante84 May 15, 2015

Mexican Avalanche 

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"

Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.

Mexican Avalanche by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009

mexican hangover 

after a night of heavy drinking, eating, etc., the act of waking up the next morning and taking the most violent, earth-shattering dump, in which it sprays the walls of the crapper with the powerful force of a fire hose!!!

"oh man, i must have had like fifteen heinekens last night before we got those chili cheese dogs....uh-oh...i'll be right back...."

mexican hangover by clipper February 9, 2004

Mexican sack dance 

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

Mexican sack dance by richcara September 26, 2010

Mexican Brown

Heroin from Mexico

"I hope Charlie didnt OD on that sketchy Mexican Brown"

Mexican Brown by Tedjenkinns February 19, 2009

mexican huckle buckle 

The Mexican Huckle Buckle

is a sex position, you get in the standard doggie style position the woman reaches back between her legs and the man reaches behind and down grabbing her hands tightly he than pulls the hands back driving a restrained girlfriends face into the bed and giving himself unparalleled leverage and thrust, perfect for those over drive moments and tailor made for those hard to reach spots also for the well endowed men it prevents women from "running"

with her face in the pillow and her hands held tightly there is no where to go but pound town on the cock train
variations may include anal

Me: the first time I crammed it in Nicole's ass she would squirm and pull away

Mac Mitten: so did you give up or what

Me: no way I told to get on all four , I slid it in and made her reach back between her legs , with The Mexican Huckle Buckle locked into place all she could do was scream and pray I busted quick, she came 4 or 5 times just from the excitement of knowing it wasn't in her hands

mexican huckle buckle by Nawfmatic May 12, 2014