Mexican Hoho

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.

That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.

by Mario Lomas April 2, 2008

Mexican Hug

When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.

Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww

by Baller42o June 25, 2014

mexican binoculars

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.

Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.

by Tatlaz June 17, 2016

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020

Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

by The NY Joker June 21, 2009

Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007