Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns
After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen
by Boobiejams January 23, 2019
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Masturbation Station

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Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!
by Anonimo369 March 17, 2022
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Animal Masturbation

The act of masturbating an animal by me nigga.
Take this you stupid cat. This is how you Animal Masturbation
by haha yeah man that shits funny January 02, 2020
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whistling masturbator

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.
by Ernest Peabody August 07, 2006
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Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.
I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.
by Sigmund Hylkema December 24, 2007
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Critical Masturbation

1. What happens when you get two or more bicycle enthusiasts in a room. Typical topics of conversation include: How much their bikes/components/spandex bodysuits cost; How cyclists get no respect from motor vehicles, which they totally deserve and ought to fight for, even though the usual rules of the road--like stoplights, crosswalks, and one-way streets--obviously don't apply to bicycles; and What brand of toe clip/leg wax/douchenozzle is appropriate for race day?

2. The world's largest monthly circlejerk.
CABBIE: Sorry sir, it looks like we have a delay.
PASSENGER: Can't we go around?
CABBIE: Nope, they got the whole road shut down. Looks like some kind of douche pride parade.
PASSENGER: Oh, it's that time of the month: Critical Masturbation.
by Harry Bergdorf May 03, 2010
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mental masturbation

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy
Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch
by MattyN February 03, 2006
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