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maralinaphobia

I have huge maralinaphobia
by stabmerainbows June 13, 2017
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Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
by s_polly61 July 30, 2017
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Maple

A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.

Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.
DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE
by PrincessXJudiel July 29, 2017
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Maple Pop

A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.
IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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marble roll

When you sit down in and accidentally sit on your balls and roll them as you are sliding into the seat.
Awe shit I just marble rolled when I sat down!
by Thegoat3 November 28, 2017
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Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.
I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE
by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017
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maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.
Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.
by Shelley West December 7, 2017
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