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morgan city trash

n. any one of the scumfucks, punks, and/or black sheep, losers, lunatics, drug fiends, sex fiends, system-fucked, outcasts, from morgan city, louisiana, who may be one or more of the following, but certainly not limited to:

a drunk, a drug addict, an out-of-controller-rock'n'roller", a rude, a crude, mean dude, and is probably disliked by all, hated by most, and despised by many, and who may also have serious issues with police, the judicial system, all politicians, all politics, all forms of control, and all governments as a whole;

Morgan city trash may also be dangerous to fuck with, so please be advised--one may snap at any given moment due to any small amount of stress or fucking-withness;

If you happen to come across a person of morgan city trash decent, please keep your cool, do not make direct eye-contact, and run to call you nearest, cruelest form of police-state personnel. Also be advised that morgan city trash is comprised of those not actually from morgan city, and may, in fact, include those from the surrounding TRI-city areas, which are berwick, patterson, and stephensville or calumet (the later two, though very rare, are likewise dangerous: please be warned).
Examples of Morgan City Trash are, but is also very much not limited to, since Morgan City continues to accrue and create large amounts of Morgan City Trash every single day:
ka: Bin Sleeping (aka Trash Bin)
ka: Dr. Elwood Death
ka: Germy Candy (m.i.a. last 2 years)
ka: Jesuschriss (m.i.a. last 3 years)
ka: J. Peckerhead aka the Playo (with the most Mayo)
ka: Chris Gee Golly Christfuck
ka: Timmy the Fist
ka: Lil A (coming soon to your town, or gulf island)
ka: Dirty Jake (m.i.a.--hopefully not permanently)
ka: oki doki Loki
ka: Twyner (last seen in lockup: be especially warned)
ka: Bougsie the Scumfuck (m.i.a. believed to be in Oregon, living on a mountaintop like a hippie, perfecting his clown routine)
by JcBibble January 6, 2008
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Morgan Ablett

an amazing wonder full girl that i am in total love with she is beautifull drop dead sexy
Morgan Ablett makes me soo happy i couldnt live with out her
by popacherry720 January 6, 2008
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Morgan Freemaned

When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
by Harvard Dropout June 10, 2018
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Dillon Morgan

He is a mangish mun hoo lieks 2 go pley in z mudd at t zoooo
by Dfjdsafhkjs April 11, 2005
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Morgan

A odd boyish looking female that spends most of her days dwelling in depression a "Morgan" can be seen often having short justin bieber like hair, a "Morgans" natural habitat is a small strange mans house where she can be found repeatedly penetrating her mouth with some sort of genitalia. If you see a Morgan out in the wild know that they can be very dangerous and highly poisonous
Sad Morgan
by Dr.dichanary June 5, 2014
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Morgan

A crazy North Korean Spy, infiltrating Canada's highschools.

Also a driver with a fake drivers license.

Also the boniest person you will ever meet
guy one: man, she was such Morgan. she was bonier than I was.
by shaynaynay juniqua June 23, 2011
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Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates
1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!
by 1st Mate October 11, 2004
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