I'm on papers

Gangster talk for someone that's on probation or parole.

Joel:come smoke?
Janie: can't I'm on papers.
Joel:damnn.

by J juicy September 24, 2016

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021

I'm A Player

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,

"Cause I'm a player..." Too Short

by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201

Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018