looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025

Snoozin Loosin

If you snooze you lose.

What's Petey doing today? He's snoozin loosin all day long.

by Peteynookum September 5, 2011

Tinder lookin' good

When someone is so attractive you will pass over 200 people to choose them. Used like the KFC slogan.

They are tinder lookin' good

by Hijinkz001 September 12, 2016

taco lookin ass

That one Latinn cunt who act like he got no time for his friends.

Alex is a fuckin taco lookin ass bitch.

by Lazyloocoo June 8, 2016

Wiggy Lookin' Wig

Also known as a WLW. I''s when a witch be wearin' a wig dat look like i''s from da bargain priced section of Dollah Tree.

Wow Becky think she look like Beyonce, but she be wearin' dat wiggy lookin' wig.

Yeah we should tie her to da chair and yank it off and burn it.

by B is for Subtle March 27, 2017

Venus Looking

When you are looking for something and you scan only the surface of an area to look for it.

Not picking up stuff to look underneath for the item.

Sue: I can't find my keys
Harry: Did you look on the table?
Sue: I looked everywhere
Harry: They're right here under the magazine

Sue: I looked there
Harry: You were venus looking

by G_Off April 18, 2017

looker looking

when a person see's someone they think is looking at them then they look to check if the person is still looking but then they look like the one that's looking. then no one knows who the looker is. at the end both of victims look like creepy fucking weirdos.

Sarah: "I thought that guy was looking at me but it might just be looker looking"
Shivani: "awkward"

by sarah337 April 24, 2017