Fuck liberals

A phrase that, when used by smart people, is often accompanied by "and fuck conservatives too".

Fuck liberals, and fuck conservatives too. You know what, fuck partisan politics, they're ruining this goddamn country.

by the REAL Fritz April 16, 2006

Liberalphobia

The fear of Liberals.

I fear the day the Liberals try to take away my guns! I have such a Liberalphobia.

by AlphaBravo12niner August 25, 2008

Mike Literus

Mike liters is a man who suffers from a clitoris on helmet of foredome

Fuck Mike Literus

by Seudogym July 11, 2020

Stop speaking like a liberal

Request for a definite answer. Stop beating around the bush. Get to the point.

Radio DJ: Who's hotter? Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek?

Caller:(trying not to be offensive to anyone)I don't know, they are both hot in their own way.

Radio DJ: Stop speaking like a liberal. Who's hotter?

by TokiD October 8, 2008

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

Liberally

Doing things like a typical liberal. Substitute for literally

She liberally called out of work 3 minutes after her shift started.

by Matt with the hat December 1, 2016