A wild sexy lad who will love you forever. He has brown hair is is very tall he loves touching kids and is a bit of a nonce. He will always be there no matter what.
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Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
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The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
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Person 2 "EEEEEK"
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Or
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Person 2 "EEEEEK"
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