Load of bedsheets

Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"

by General Douchington February 22, 2011

ass load of shit

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object

when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do

by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010

viral load

when your partner cums, but they have an infectious disease so they have a viral load

“Yeah I thought John was the one until he shot his viral load in me.”

by aidshaver123 December 3, 2020

Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

loldrama

Teenage internet drama which is so pathetic it actually becomes laughworthy.

Thomas says:
I could just remove and block her
Thomas says:
but it'd cause loads of loldrama. =D

by clstrfck. February 6, 2009

loaded

the affects you feel after taking a downer such as heroin, xanax, oxycotton,or codeine.
being loaded is like feeling relaxed and tired. you might duck out and sometimes forget everything you did the next morning.

"im so fuckin loaded dude"

by jkdcserhg January 17, 2010

Blew Loadio

To "blow load" on Jim Cuddy or Emily Haines in an empty Zellers.

Shit, that pharmacists a ghost! He just blew loadio on her back. Hark, the stains!

by JDC2 March 4, 2007