lamed vavnik

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Late Lunch

When a guy walks past you while you're making a sandwich in the late afternoon and asks, "Late lunch?", then walks into the toilet and proceeds to take a very loud dump.

Oh man I ate a lot of Mexican food today and I think I need to do a Late Lunch.

by gasbag85 August 20, 2010

Straight laced

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012

later

1. when a girl says later. she means never, chin up, bucko!

2. checking the time and seeing it is now an uneven time and telling yourself you simply can't do homework now!

1. I texted her Netflix and chill? she said later woop woop!!

2. I got home at 3:01 I'll do my homework later!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

A huge ass name for ALS.

He has amyotrophic lateral sclerosis - Dan
The fuck is that? - John
ALS - Dan
Oh -John

by x crackersmacker x March 1, 2010

lamedog

1. Poor at Sex
2. Scrawny
3. Conceited
4. Greedy

1. I can't believe he works at Zero Gravity, what a lamedog.

by Diana M January 19, 2007

late-skeet

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will

1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up

by IceyTurtle May 18, 2008