A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!
Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.
by Mary Quite Contrary February 23, 2011
Get the Penguin Killermug. (Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)
MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.
MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"
JOSepH: "Oh bother..."
MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.
MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"
JOSepH: "Oh bother..."
by Mr. Campbell December 14, 2008
Get the Killer Swansmug. a drink that combines an energy drink with the only hard liquor on hand at your broke as place, because you spent all your money on pot the night before.
by Brandog November 17, 2009
Get the dwarf killermug. by Anishkwe December 28, 2005
Get the cowboy killermug. A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.
by BopBopBopBopBabybell January 1, 2012
Get the The Zodiac Killermug. (Famously popularised by the show "Rick and Morty") Semen. Most commonly used when referred to when a child ruined someone's life.
by Small orange September 4, 2017
Get the Liquid Dream Killermug. 