Penguin Killer

A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!

Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.

by Mary Quite Contrary February 23, 2011

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Killer Swans

An excuse for guys to feel up guys.

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O RLY ?

(Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)

MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.

MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"

JOSepH: "Oh bother..."

by Mr. Campbell December 14, 2008

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dwarf killer

a drink that combines an energy drink with the only hard liquor on hand at your broke as place, because you spent all your money on pot the night before.

hey can you make me a vodka tonic..?? "reply= No , but i will make you an excellent dwarf killer!"

by Brandog November 17, 2009

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